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		<title>Spiderman swing dancing, seriously</title>
		<link>http://forthinc.net/2010/05/12/spiderman-swing-dancing-seriously/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 16:47:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m trying to decide if I like this video or if it&#8217;s just funny to watch someone dressed up as Spiderman swing dancing with a girl with pig-tails, no really she has pig-tails. Watch it and tell me what you think lol. Related posts:Someone shot the Palm Pre creepy chick!


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m trying to decide if I like this video or if it&#8217;s just funny to watch someone dressed up as Spiderman swing dancing with a girl with pig-tails, no really she has pig-tails.  Watch it and tell me what you think lol.</p>
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		<title>New Dating rules!</title>
		<link>http://forthinc.net/2010/02/11/new-dating-rules/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 04:38:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stop giving the peace sign in pictures, seriously, you look like an idiot. I am sure when you take the picture you think you look cool and instead you look like: As you can see they pulled both the stupid looking horizontal peace sign and the duck face! Then there is the other big stupid [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stop giving the peace sign in pictures, seriously, you look like an idiot. I am sure when you take the picture you think you look cool and instead you look like:<br />
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<p>As you can see they pulled both the stupid looking horizontal peace sign and the duck face!  </p>
<p>Then there is the other big stupid pose people do, the makes me want to punch babies in the face when I see it,<a href="http://antiduckface.com/">duck face</a>.  Here is a prime example from Miley Cyrus and know that this is the only reason I would look or post a picture of her.<br />
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As you can see how stupid people look, don&#8217;t be one of those or you will be put on the <a href="http://antiduckface.com/">anti duckface site</a><br />
Hit the jump for a few more duckface gems.<br />
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Typically unattractive woman&#8230;<br />
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<p>This dude is just creepy, redneck, metrosexually, team jacob gay?<br />
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<p>Saw this and I think I just poohed in my pants and threw up in my mouth a little<br />
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		<title>online dating pictures- seriously just stop</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 06:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a guy and I like to see boobs and cleavage but if you are doing nothing but up close face shots and other pictures with your cleavage or the ever so popular 500 feet away in the picture to look thin, seriously stop, you aren&#8217;t fooling anyone. What they post Then you are faced [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m a guy and I like to see boobs and cleavage but if you are doing nothing but up close face shots and other pictures with your cleavage or the ever so popular 500 feet away in the picture to look thin, seriously stop, you aren&#8217;t fooling anyone.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">What they post<br />
<a href="http://forthinc.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/fantasy.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-185 aligncenter" title="fantasy" src="http://forthinc.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/fantasy.jpg" alt="" width="117" height="169" /></a></p>
<p>Then you are faced with the reality when you meet in person.  Then you see the girl in the picture above swallowed by this one.</p>
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		<title>Eharmony can suck it</title>
		<link>http://forthinc.net/2010/01/03/eharmony-can-suck-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 10:04:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lol, I gave in on the free weekend to go through all their process for creating a profile, well let&#8217;s be honest recreating an expired profile.  So I get done with all the hoops and find and upload pictures that aren&#8217;t awful and my results are: So much for their great matching, of course here [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lol, I gave in on the free weekend to go through all their process for creating a profile, well let&#8217;s be honest recreating an expired profile.  So I get done with all the hoops and find and upload pictures that aren&#8217;t awful and my results are:</p>
<p><a href="http://forthinc.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/eharmonysucks.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-162" title="eharmonysucks" src="http://forthinc.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/eharmonysucks-300x137.jpg" alt="" width="539" height="244" /></a></p>
<p>So much for their great matching, of course here and there I&#8217;ve heard they have a religious slant that can kill your chances if you don&#8217;t answer a specific way on the religious beliefs questions, but who knows if it&#8217;s true or not.  All I know is I am not paying them a dime ever.</p>


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		<title>Twilight must die</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:55:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I  admit I&#8217;ve seen the first two movies and read the books because I was curious.  I do that with a lot of movies that have books, I will either read the book and see the movie or vice versa.  However, the frenzy over Twilight is getting so out of hand that now the town [...]


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<p>I  admit I&#8217;ve seen the first two movies and read the books because I was curious.  I do that with a lot of movies that have books, I will either read the book and see the movie or vice versa.  However, the frenzy over Twilight is getting so out of hand that now the town from the book is getting a <a href="http://io9.com/5436011/twilight-town-gets-its-own-reality-tv-show">reality show</a> because of the books and movie!  Where is Blade or even Buffy when you need them!</p>
<p>Thanks to <a href="http://io9.com">IO9</a> for the link.</p>


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		<title>Is this cursed computer day</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:18:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just one of those days that seems you can&#8217;t accomplish anything you intended due to urgent issues that pop up. Had several crashed computers and a number of other people all needing urgent attention. Not that I mind working but it&#8217;s like it all waited till today to go wrong. Couldn&#8217;t even catch up on [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just one of those days that seems you can&#8217;t accomplish anything you intended due to urgent issues that pop up. Had several crashed computers and a number of other people all needing urgent attention. Not that I mind working but it&#8217;s like it all waited till today to go wrong. Couldn&#8217;t even catch up on my web surfing today lol.  Anyone else have that kind of day today or just me?</p>


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